Norm.
What are you doing, man?
Geez.
Thank you.
That stuff is warm.
Home, sweet home.
Blackwater, Mississippi.
It's pronounced "Backwater", Mississippi.
Show a little respect for the cradle of your youth.
Get back inside!
Hey, baby!
Yeah! Play some ball?
You're in good shape for a little lady.
- I have to say that. - I know.
Fucking coach, man.
At least he's consistent.
I think he's hit his 12-drink minimum.
Damn!
This is, like, the place, huh?
More than just the place.
It's where the problems of the world are solved.
Problems of the world?
The Blackwater world.
You've got, um...
Got a chilli mustache going on there.
Really?
Don't touch it.
- It's... - Keeping it.
Little cream puff over here.
What's his deal?
I don't know. He seems nice enough.
You know, if you want to be a real local, honey...
- What the hell is that? - Fried pickly.
- Fried pickle? - Come on, baby.
- No. No. Are you kidding? - It's good. It really is.
- This is disgusting. - Just give it a chance.
Not with a cold beer, it ain't.
Hello, Amy Cakes.
Hello, Charlie.
You're looking all right for yourself.
Ain't changed much.
Not as much as I'd have thought.
This is my husband, David.
Charlie. Venner.
Hi. David Sumner.
Yeah. I put in a bid for me and my crew
- to rebuild that roof of yours. - Yeah.
That's right.
Venner. That's right.
Don't like to profit off a tragedy,
but we went up to your place after the hurricane, just to see.
The barn got busted up pretty bad.
Yeah.
Think we can have it up for you in three weeks or so.
Three weeks? That's great. Terrific.
Rumor is you're a movie director or something.
Ah, I'm...
David's a writer.
She means I work for a living.
Well, let's hear it for the working class.
David's writing a film about Stalingrad in 1944.
- '43. - '43.
Close. You know, it was the biggest battle
- of World War II. - Really?
Hey, y'all. Crazy today. Sorry.
Okay, let's see.
- $15.50. - Bet you can't get
two burgers and two Cokes for $15.50 in LA.
That's a bet you'd win.
There you go.
Cash only.
- Cash? - Yeah.
You know, that stuff poor people use for money.
Keep the change.
Thanks.
Hey, Amy, my Elizabeth would
love to come by and get a picture with you.
- Sure. Absolutely. - I mean, if that's okay.
- How's she doing? - Thank... Oh, God.
She's 16, that's how she's doing.
- I can't believe... - I know.
It's the craziest thing. I'll see y'all later.
You know, that looks pretty good.
I'm gonna get a beer before we go.
Can I get you another one?
- No, thank you, sir. - You sure?
Yep-
Hey, listen, can you start tomorrow?
- First thing. - All right, let's do it.
What the hell? You're a friend of Amy's.
Beautiful.
- Great. - Okay.
I'm gonna...
Appreciate that, sir. Thank you.
Now, that's a nice catch, Amy Cakes.
He's a good man.
Do you mind?
Help yourself.
I love the new accent, Ames.
It's for work.
Well, I bet.
And that is why you suck.
Shut up.
Here we go now.
I swear to God, he beats me every time I do this,
but not... Oh, God damn it!
I'm sorry about your daddy.
I heard it was a real nice service up there at Arlington.
- It was. Thank you. - Yeah?
Call that some Southern hospitality, huh?
Come on, Charlie, come on.
They don't have shoelaces in Los Angeles?
What?
Right.
No, they make 'em that way.
Why?
So I saw you on that show with the... The...
- What's it called? - Perfect Crime.
Perfect Crime.
It was good. I liked it.
No, no, no.
Jeremy, now, no. You get out with that dog.
- Get out of here! - Coach, I got it.
- I got it. - No, I'm saying.
- Get out of here with that dog! - Scat.
- Scat with that dog. - I'd like some lunch.
Well, I'll bring you something outside.
- Get out! - Get on out with that dog.
They were supposed to put Jeremy Niles away a long time ago.
Yeah, we take care of our own here.
Remember when I took care of you?
But you didn't.
Did you?
Waiting on my burger.
I was fixin' to marry you,
until I saw what a fuckin' Razorback you are.
You're the new husband, huh?
The proud new husband. What do you got on tap?
Budweiser.
I'll have a Bud Light then.
No, I said Bud, fully loaded.
That'll be fine.
I think I'd like another, Blackie.
With a Jack back.
Yeah, well, why don't we hold off there, Coach, huh?
- You've had enough. - What are you doing?
- Fuck you doing? - I'm gonna do like that, you're gonna
- get me in license trouble again. - I'm not gonna do shit!
Give me the fucking drink! God damn it!
What are you doing? You think I'm some kind of child?
God damn it, Tom!
Fuck off!
Excuse me one second.
Fuck you! What's wrong with you?
Now, goddamn you, look what happened!
Coach, Coach, let's go over to practice,
give those kids some shit.
- Go home, Coach. - How 'bout that, Coach?
Sorry about that, Blackie.
I'll pay for the glass.
Yeah.
And I'll pay for our new neighbor's drink.
No, you don't have to...
No, I'll pay for your drink, sir.
But, Blackie, I want another beer.
And a Jack fuckin' back!
I don't think so.
- How about fuckin' now? - Get the hell out of here!
- You want me to get out? - Will you walk away?
Want to walk away? Come on, pussy!
- Come on, hero. - Go on, have it.
- Make yourself a drink. - Come on, you fuckin' pussy!
Draw you a beer and choke on it, for all I care.
Attaboy, Coach!
- Nice. - Goddamn!
Thank you for the invite.
Pour me one, Coach.
- Attaboy, Coach. - Thank you.
Hey!
Coach, that's enough.
Pay for your drink and go on home.
All right, Sheriff.
Sounds good.
Coach.
All right.
Not drunk.
My drink
and his.
Yeah!
I'll see you later, boys.
- Bye. - You all right, Blackie?
See you, Coach.
Almost got knifed.
Is that what you meant by one of "the problems of the world"?
It's Coach Heddon.
Not the prettiest picture.
You know, it's fine.
We'll just chalk it up to one of Blackwater's
charming eccentricities.
What a way with words.
You should try writing for a living.
Hey, hey! Guy!
- What are you doing? Get... - Hold on, hold on, babe.
It's okay. It's all right.
What is this?
Hello, Jeremy.
Hello, Amy.
How are you?
I'm driving.
I see that.
You're doing a very good job.
Mind if I drive for a while?
What do you say?
Jeremy, come on, buddy.
Let's go home.
- To get lunch? - Yeah, yeah.
We're gonna go get some lunch.
- Sorry. - That's...
- Welcome back, Amy. - Thank you.
- You look terrific. - Thanks, Daniel.
And, we loved your IV show.
- Come on. - Thank you.
You know what?
I'm gonna drive.
Hey, so that guy...
What guy?
You know, the Amy Cakes guy.
Charlie, our new contractor.
- I saw your picture with him. - Charlie.
You used to see him, right?
Right?
Couple of times.
Couple of times?
Just a couple of times?
Well...
They may have been memorable.
Okay.
Are you jealous?
Hey, who ended up with the girl in the end?
That would be you, Mr. Sumner.
What are you doing?
Okay.
Okay, wait.
- Just get off me. - Why?
You're crazy.
You're nuts.
That's what they say.
What do you think?
It's beautiful.
There's a lot of history here.
That's putting it mildly.
Come on, catch up!
It's worse than I thought.
Don't worry about it. We're gonna fix it up.
Fix it up, make it better than it was before.
I hope so.
Is that your father's car?
Yeah.
How much are we getting from FEMA,
like eight K?
8.2 K.
That's just a bit more than Charlie bid.
Give him the balance.
- Why? - Why?
Help out your friends.
Baby, Charlie and the boys don't need help,
they need work.
You can spend the rest on your adoring wife.
I want to see the rest of the house.
Show me. Come on.
You okay?
Yeah.
Flutie!
Found my parents' zydeco collection.
Your parents were some pretty cool cats.
Yeah.
All right.
Guess my classical music will have to do when I work.
Hey, this room is amazing.
I can't wait to work in here.
Yeah.
This is so great.
You like it?
Yes, I love it.
It's amazing.
Hello.
I remember when my daddy got that deer.
When he put up that trophy,
we had this huge party,
like he'd won the Super Bowl or something.
Did he get him with that?
That would be some kind of overkill.
Did your father ever take you hunting?
Honey.
You know a lot about a lot, you don't know shit
about Southern daddies and their Southern daughters.
I think the movers are here.
I'm gonna get down to the store
to get some groceries before it closes, you know.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Just want to change first.
I'll take care of this.
Actually, I'm gonna take my daddy's Olds, more room.
Hi.
I found a way to get Khrushchev in on the action.
I'm gonna make him a friend of Yuri's.
Khrushchev was in Stalingrad?
He was a hero in Stalingrad.
I'll bet that was your daddy's chair.
Every chair was my daddy's chair.
I'm glad we came.
Just worried it'll be too quiet for you.
Quiet's what I want.
I like quiet.
Too boring.
I like boring.
Jesus!
Flutie, Flutie, Flutie.
Hi, little boy.
Isn't he adorable?
Yeah.
A real sweetheart.
Yeah, tell that to the mice.
It's too early. That's ridiculous.
Put on some of that Tupac.
You know I love this song.
I am a sweet dancer, too.
Charlie!
Yeah?
Could you...
Hey, turn it down, turn it down.
What's up, Mr. Sumner?
I'm gonna... I'm coming up.
- Take it easy. - I got it.
- Morning, sir. - How are you?
Pretty good.
Well, let me introduce you to the guys.
Got Bic over there.
- Howdy. - Hello.
- Chris over here. - Howdy there, Mr. Sumner.
- Nice meeting you. - Right there's Norman.
How's it going?
Well, it's kind of a bitch up here.
Got to remove these purlins and put in some new ones.
We'll break the back of 20-penny nails.
Okay, well... I don't know what that means, but...
But I'll trust you with it.
Okay, so, everything okay?
Yeah, it's just...
It's a little early, don't you think?
Yeah, sorry about that.
That's the way we do things around here.
But you get used to it.
Okay.
Well, it's just that you woke us up.
Like I said, we're real sorry about that.
Okay, well, maybe you can...
Can you come a little later, like, just an hour into the day
from now on?
Can that happen?
You're the boss, boss.
All right.
- Thank you, guys. - All right.
- I got you. I got you. - I'm gonna go work.
- You good? - Yeah, I got it.
See you later, Mr. Sumner.
You good?
- Yeah. - Careful there, Mr. Sumner.
How you doing?
Good.
- Thanks. - Could be colder, huh?
I think there's something wrong with your fridge.
I guess there's a whole bunch of kinks
we're going to have to work out, huh?
You writing or something?
I heard that's what you do.
Movies, right?
That's right.
You ever do horror films?
Like that movie Saw?
- No. - Or action films?
No, no, not... Not really my specialty.
What you done I would've seen?
Probably nothing.
Maybe a bit of Amy's TV show?
Did you catch that?
Yeah, that was real good.
- Real good. - Thank you.
Not enough of Amy, though.
I was well reminded of that.
- Hey, Bic. - Hey.
- How you doing? - Real good.
Real good, yeah.
- Good. - Hey, your...
Your fridge ain't cold enough, Ames.
Really?
It's probably old condenser coils.
I can take a look at it later, if you want.
Yeah, that'd be great. Right? That'd be good.
- Yeah. - Okay.
- All right. - Cool.
It's real good to have you back.
Thank you.
For a bit. For a bit, anyway.
See you.
- Bye. - Bye.
Hey, guys! More beer!
Do your friends do things like that a lot?
Do what a lot?
I mean, he just walked in here uninvited,
grabbed a beer out of the fridge, sat down.
"Hey, come on in."
What, is that normal?
Come on.
We all trust each other here.
We don't even lock our doors.
That's one thing I do miss.
If that's the way it is, that's the way it is.
Well, it's your house now, honey.
You know?
If you don't like it, just say something.
Hey, Charlie.
Can I borrow you for a second?
Bic.
- So how's your work going? - It's going well.
- Yeah? - Thanks. Yeah.
Hey, you guys already done for the day?
Yeah. You bet.
It's been a good day.
We got a lot accomplished.
It's not even noon.
We're going hunting.
Sorry. I thought I told you that.
It's kind of a big deal around here.
Do you mind? Is that okay if...
Well, I...
Yeah, I guess.
I mean, if... If you get the roof done...
Sure. No, it'll be done.
...You know, on time, the agreed time.
- Of course. - Okay.
- All right. - Hey, Charlie.
Listen... I don't mind
your guys helping themselves to some beers.
Thanks, by the way, for the beer.
- Sure, yeah, it's no problem. - Appreciate that.
But listen, your guy... Is it Bic?
Well, he just walked right into the house
and, you know...
Shit.
Is Bic giving you a reason
not to trust him or something?
No.
You let me know if that happens, and I'll handle it.
Okay.
All right.
Well, we better get going.
All right, load it up, guys.
Thanks, guys.
- Mr. Sumner. - Yeah?
Do you want to come hunting with us?
The whitetails really run
- this time of year. - Hell, yeah.
It'll be fun.
No, thanks.
- I got to work. - Can you turn down the scanner?
- Okay. - Charlie nailed one the other day.
Did he?
- Yeah. - Well, it sounds great,
but I really got to write. That's why we're here.
I bet it wasn't Amy's idea to come live here.
She had that bus schedule memorized about
freshman year or so.
Well, if you ever want to
come hunting with us, you just say the word.
I might take you up on that.
- You should. - All right.
Have a good day, folks.
All right.
Go hunting with them?
No, I'm just trying to show them a little respect.
Bye;
- Hi. - Chris, do it already.
- Make the shot already. - Wait.
- What you got? - For sure!
Fuck! No, no, no, no, no!
No, I just missed.
I just missed.
How much they gonna pay us?
Them two look like they could afford to pay plenty.
Plenty's what the fuck I need.
They're going to pay us enough.
- Amy's looking good, ain't she? - She looked fine.
You know, I bet that motherfucking lucky husband
of hers never had any pussy like that
- before he became a big shot. - Hey! Excuse me!
- Fuck, man! - Don't talk like that.
- You're right about that. Who's next? - Twenty?
- Twenty-five. - Big money, boys.
It's your move.
Check.
Okay.
Right. "This move now puts black
"into a desperate plight
"with no possibility of mobilizing his
"or hers disorganized pieces.
"Black can conveniently use..."
Tell you what.
I bet you I can finish my exercises,
get into bed before you make your next move.
- You're on. - Put the book down.
No help.
You should be encouraging my education.
- Drop it. - All right.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Are you ready?
- Are you? - Go.
- Thinking hard. - David!
Stop it!
Got it!
Got it.
You're supposed to do 100.
- I did 100. - No, you didn't.
I was counting by binary numbers.
No...
- Why? - No.
What?
First of all, you're still in check.
The knight can't move sideways.
It's got to go in an "L" shape, remember?
Why is it called a knight when it's really a horse?
Is that funny?
I actually don't know the answer to that.
That's a first.
Baby.
You don't have to learn chess to please me.
I'm not learning to please you, baby.
I'm learning so I can kick your ass.
- Really? - Yeah, really.
What about that ass?
Lie down.
No.
Lie down.
No.
Lie down.
Close your eyes.
Close 'em.
Rook or knight?
That is the knight/horse.
Very good.
That's the queen.
Very good.
Is it you?
Hilarious.
"Listen, well, I got fucked in the ass by a bear, honey."
So, you know, just, "That's it.
"I'm going to get myself a machine gun."
And he goes out the next morning, cranks it up, and...
"There he is!" Starts blasting away,
and the bear says, "Come here, you."
Takes that old boy, slams him over the log,
pulls down them old chonies and says, "Hey.
"You don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
Hey, your brother... Daniel?
Your brother,
he was hanging out with the girls today.
Again.
I think you best keep a closer watch on him.
Right? Not our job to mind him.
- Is it? - We ain't going to stand for it.
You keep him away from them girls, or we will.
- Hey, Norm. - And you know that'll get ugly.
I'm standing right here. Hey, y'all mind
- cutting the bullshit, please? - Daniel.
He's just being told the truth is all.
Well, no one's going to do anything to Jeremy, all right, Coach?
Ain't you off duty, John?
You got a beer in your hand, right?
- Okay. - The law isn't ever off duty, Bic.
Is it, Sheriff?
Beer or no beer.
Hey, I didn't even vote for his ass.
If he so much as comes near my daughter...
Look, my brother...
God may help him, I...
Coach, if my brother,
- if he ever makes a mistake again... - Yeah.
I'll put him away myself.
You have my word, all right?
But until then, goddamn, y'all...
I mean, just let him be.
He ain't doing nobody no harm.
Sounds good to me.
How about you, Coach?
Thought you was off duty.
All right, that's enough, Norm. Let's go.
All right, girl!
Looking good, Amy!
Sweet ass!
Ladder, Norm.
Who would you rather have sex with,
Hank Williams or Johnny Cash?
Only you, Bic.
Give me one of those one-by-fours laying over there.
Guys. Guys.
Here she comes.
Hey, Charlie. How about that, huh?
How about it?
Hey.
No, Flutie, get down.
Come on, get down, get down.
- Taking a break? - Look at this.
The nation's at war.
Fortune 500 companies are going bankrupt.
The lead story is that the first game of high school
football season is a week away.
- Blackwater... - Well, you know, Blackwater's not at war.
Although it was a big deal when John Burke came back from Iraq.
You and Deputy Burke, returning heroes.
In this town, heroes come from one place,
that football field.
Like the guys fixing our roof.
Bunch of straw dogs.
Straw dogs?
Yeah, in ancient Chinese rituals,
dogs made of straw were used as offerings to the gods.
During the ritual,
they were treated with the utmost reverence.
When they were no longer needed,
they were tossed aside, trampled on.
They became nothing.
When their football careers are over with,
that's all these boys become.
What? You don't have to take it personally.
I'm not talking about you.
You're not one of them.
Not any more anyway.
No.
It's...
Those straw dogs were practically licking my body outside, so...
I applaud their good taste.
It's not funny.
Well, maybe you should wear a bra.
Are you saying I'm asking for this?
I mean, well,
I'm just saying that...
You look amazing, all right?
If it bothers you, then,
you know, maybe you should be a little more modest
and you'd be looked at with a little more respect.
So,
you're saying that if I put on a bra,
then I'll gain more respect?
I mean...
It's, you know, reaping and sowing and all that.
I'm taking a bath.
Okay.
You know, I dress for you, David.
I dress for you.
I don't dress for them.
Well, I already know what you look like naked, so...
- Man. - Norm.
That shit ain't right, man.
Chris, if that ain't right, I don't know what right is.
That must've been some kind of that
back when you had some of that, huh, Charlie?
What do you think about that, Norm?
Must've been something?
Crank it up, Bic.
Crank up the music, Bic.
Think I found the music...
- That's a sweet engine. - Yeah.
Double overhead cam.
Yep, straight-line six, man.
Real pretty, Mr. Sumner.
Bad machine.
She a '66, '67?
A '67. Good eye.
South, we know our cars and our guns.
What'd you pay for it, about 100 grand?
- Yeah, something like that. - Damn.
I just love that ornament.
- You like that? - Yeah.
The E-Types didn't have them, did they?
Put that on yourself?
No. No, the previous owner put that on.
All right.
Excuse me, gentlemen.
We're knocking off a bit early, if you don't mind.
- The heat and all. - It is hot even for here.
Must be that global warming
you educated guys keep talking about.
Bic was getting woozy.
Sorry to hear that.
You gonna be all right?
Yeah.
I don't want to be a pussy or nothing.
It's just, it gets real dangerous up there.
Liability thing. Got to look out for my men.
It's not a problem just as long as the,
you know, roof gets done on time.
Of course.
- Shit. My keys. - You going into town?
Yeah. I get... I get no reception up here.
I got to go to town to make a phone call.
- Yeah. - Believe that?
Well, best reception is right by Blackie's.
Thank you.
Sure.
Jesus.
Hello.
All right. Thank you.
Finally.
Look out!
Look out! Are you crazy?
What the fuck are you doing?
What the hell, asshole?
You all right, Mr. Sumner?
This place is not so conducive
to the creative process, after all.
No, I'm acutely aware of that, believe me.
No, look, Aaron, if you say "don't worry",
I'm not gonna worry, but...
I'm gonna need a couple more weeks.
Hello?
Fuck!
- Your boyfriend. - Jeremy.
- Yes, go. - Go.
This is gonna be good.
Jeremy, he's so cute.
Jeremy.
Jeremy! Jeremy!
We're just talking, Daniel.
You know better than this, Janice. Go on.
- Go on! - We're just talking.
You're supposed to stay away from girls,
Jeremy, do you hear me? Hey.
Look at me, look at me when I'm talking to you.
You gotta stay away from girls, do you hear me?
What if her daddy saw that?
- But Janice is my girlfriend. - Hey!
No, she's not. She's not your girlfriend.
She is 15 years old, you understand me?
Now, God damn it, we talked about this.
No talking to her any more.
Come on, let's go home.
All right, that's that.
You know, you should stop by my shop over here sometime.
I'll give you a lesson how to change a tire, free of charge.
I appreciate it. Thank you.
...You take two receivers right off the bat.
...Because I know how much things cost, okay?
Thanks, Daddy.
All right.
You know, every time I look in your eyes...
You see Mama?
That's mine. That's my...
Sorry.
Get a Budweiser?
Fully loaded.
That's the way, Chief, yeah!
- Hey, boys. - Hey, what's up, Coach?
No practice this afternoon, Coach?
It's 105 out there, Coach.
I don't want any lawsuits.
Lawsuit? He did just say that, right?
We got a heat index rule out there now, Coach.
I think they got a pussy index now, Coach.
Did you meet Mr. Sumner yet?
No, I hadn't.
You're Amy's husband, ain't you?
That's right. David.
We sure are proud of her.
I knew Amy back when she was head cheerleader.
I was assistant coach back then, right, Coach?
- Good old days. - Hey, I been meaning
to come out your place and welcome you to town.
I think I've just been welcomed.
We were worried about you back there.
A hell of a close call.
Well, I lived to tell the tale.
That scared the shit out of Bic.
Yeah, just right out of me.
You a football fan?
No, not... Well, you know.
Harvard-Yale games, I always enjoyed them.
You coming out to the annual Preach and Play on Sunday?
Preach and Play? What is that exactly?
It's a little something we do every year,
week right before first game.
We go to church, let the rev pump us up
full of some God and then the boys scrimmage
while the town picnics on the sidelines.
Used to do it during the Civil War.
Whole town coming out and watching the battles, picnicking.
I trust the whole town will be there.
Every living soul.
In that case, when in Rome.
Now, be careful with that.
- Take it easy now. - There we go.
- Hold on there! Hold on! - Easy, son, now.
Look at that.
Amy and I...
My wife and I will be there.
Drinks as far as this hundred will take you, gentlemen.
Go Blackwater Bengals.
- Mr. Sumner. - Yeah?
You're not gonna stay for a drink with us?
No, no, I gotta, I gotta head home.
Make a living, you know. Enjoy.
Dear Lord,
please protect the members of our congregation
serving overseas,
brave souls who have made it their life's mission
to protect us from those who would challenge you, oh, Lord.
- Amen. - Amen.
And of course, please guide to victory
our Blackwater Bengals over the Mudbugs this Friday.
You bet that!
Boys, please stand.
Boys, God stands with you because you stand with Him.
That's right, boys.
You listen to Him,
and, like Noah, you will survive
when he unleashes His wrath
on the nonbelievers.
Good luck this Friday.
- Amen! - Yeah!
We're gonna whup 'em!
This week, we continue our look
at the Revelations of John.
So if you will please turn to chapter six, verse seven.
"And when He had opened the fourth seal,
"I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, 'Come and see.'
"And I looked, and behold a pale horse.
"And his name that sat on him was Death.
"And hell followed with him..."
I'm gonna go outside, get some air.
"...Over the fourth part of the Earth
"to kill with sword
"and with hunger and with death,
"and with the beasts of the Earth.
"And when He had opened the fifth seal..."
Hey there, Mr. Sumner.
Saw you leaving.
You bored with the sermon?
No, no.
Just not really my thing.
I'm sorry, I don't quite understand.
Religion.
God.
God is not your thing?
Noah and the Flood and smiting firstborns,
Sodom and Gomorrah, the burning bush, the pale horse,
it just kind of sounds like a bully to me.
Can I give you a piece of friendly advice?
Sure.
Now, it's one thing to come into town
thinking you're too good for the people who live here...
I don't know why you'd say that.
I wouldn't...
But being too good for God,
that's another thing entirely.
You see, the pastor, he worked all week long
writing that sermon.
Then he's got to watch you get up and leave?
Some people might call that rude.
Okay.
Thank you.
I guess I need to be a little more sensitive.
Yeah.
Just a little redneck wisdom for you.
Hey, Charlie, there is something in the Bible I do believe.
What's that, sir?
"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife."
I believe in that, too.
But what happens when thy neighbor's wife covets you?
What then?
Hello, Amy Cakes.
Hello, Charlie.
Hey, Charlie, come on, let's go!
Stand by!
All right.
See you at the picnic.
See ya.
Go, Bo! Look good out there, boy!
No credit cards, I assume?
No, sir.
Just money.
- How much? - Four dollars.
Keep the change.
We always knew you'd make it.
We always did.
I don't know.
It's not like I was a lead or anything.
- You were the best thing on it. - Thank you.
Why ain't it on any more?
I mean, everybody I know watched it.
You know, if NBC went by
Blackwater's ratings alone, we'd be on forever.
Doggone it! You gotta tuck it in there...
Break!
Amy.
There you are.
- Hey. Sorry. - Hello.
Ran into the girls.
This is Janice.
- Hi. - Hi.
I ran into you in town,
- didn't I, at Blackie's? - Yeah.
You'll probably see me hanging around there,
'cause my daddy's always hanging out there.
- Who's your father? - Tom Heddon.
You know, he used to be coach, years ago.
A very memorable man.
Yeah.
So, what are we all talking about?
We are just giving shit to Amy 'cause
she ain't been down here to see us since she got here.
Guess she don't want to be hounded for autographs.
Well, I was telling Kristen here
that we've been very busy fixing up the house and all.
Amy's been busting her butt up there while I work,
- so I can vouch for that. - That's right.
- Hey, y'all. - Well, hey, handsome.
May I?
Hello, buddy.
He ain't moving about today, is he?
Yeah, taking a nap, I suppose.
How do you like our local music?
It ain't quite your Beethoven.
Hey, man, go on and knock up somebody
your damn self. This here's mine.
See there, Mr. Sumner, you ain't the only one with a trophy wife.
Only difference is
mine's for third place.
Believe it or not,
that's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
That and, "You're what?"
Hello, Amy.
Hello, Jeremy.
How are you?
- Hello, Janice. - Get out of here.
Hi.
Niles, why don't you go over there and watch practice.
Jeremy, you need to get, okay?
- Goddamn, boy! - Jesus, Daddy!
Kick the shit out of you!
- You fucking... - Daddy, no!
- Come on! - Stop it, Coach!
- Jesus, Coach! - All right, Coach.
Get off me!
Hey, Coach, come on, that's enough!
- Daddy! - I didn't do anything.
- Stop it, Coach. - Daddy, stop!
Come on, son.
Get up.
All right. All right.
Attaboy.
Listen... I do not want to hurt you, Jeremy Niles.
I am just protecting my family.
All right?
But Janice is my girlfriend.
- God damn it! - Daddy! Somebody stop him!
You understand me?
- Right on, Coach! - Do you?
- You stop it, Coach! Enough. - Or what? You're gone, Amy.
- Hey! - Enough.
- You don't even live here any more. - All right.
- Hey. - That's enough.
- You ain't got no right. - That's enough, that's enough.
- Let's go. - No right to be involved.
- He was just talking, Coach. - Amy...
Mr. Sumner, think that's a very good idea.
- Just walk away. - He was just talking.
You got no right to be involved, Hollywood.
Neither do you. He was just talking.
Jeremy, Jeremy.
Hey, hey, hey... Eyes... Come on, let's go.
Amy. Hey.
- Hey! - What?
- I'm not very happy with you. - Oh, no?
Why'd you have to throw yourself into that, huh?
With that drunk? Are you crazy?
Somebody had to do something.
- Somebody had to? - Yes.
What does that mean?
Look at me.
I'm talking to you.
I'm not gonna get in the fucking fray.
I don't care if it's how things are done here.
Against my principles.
It's awfully convenient, your principles.